Welcome to Laugh Line Quiet Launch! We open officially on June 8. All orders placed now will be shipped on opening day!
lots of love, zero toxic positivity
Because Life, unfiltered
Self-deprecating wit, with an edge
“It said exactly what I didn’t know how to say, but funnier. Slightly concerned how seen I felt.”
“Finally, a card that doesn’t sound like it was written by a robot with feelings from 2003”
“I gave this instead of a ‘normal’ card and it absolutely stole the show. 10/10, will continue to emotionally disrupt people in the best way possible.”
created by the Battazzo Sisters
printed locally, made consciously
The design
Designed in house - for the moments that aren’t perfect.
Paper and print
We like funny cards, beautiful paper, and keeping things local, or at the very least family-iar.
The know-how
We sweat the small stuff so your card lands exactly how it should.














